Semi Finals: Blue Mountain Earthquakes vs. The Disco Dead
Ogres triumph!
A single touchdown seperated the two teams in the literally dying minutes of the match. A classic Ogre win over the dead bodies of their opponents! A bit of fist and a lot of luck!
Not only are the Ogres in the finals, they stand as undisputed causers of pain, adding another four casualties to their bellies. Captain Bezagg Brainbasher led the charge as usual, causing two of those casualties, putting him in clear contention to win the Golden Gauntlet award with 8 casualty caused this season.
Twitchy No.743 is gunning for the Miniscule Player of the Year award after getting his 3rd Touchdown of the season. Just short of being the first Twitchy in history to have two new skills!
"Consistency is our secret to our current performance. We have caused at least 4 casualties in every match regardless of how strong the opposition is," said the Captain Brainbasher in the post-match interview.
When asked about the crucial game winning touchdown, he replied,"I was not paying attention. We beat the opponents up so badly that in the end, their team morale collapsed and they were running off the pitch to avoid us. I think one of the Twitchies must have got the ball at that point and scored. We'll have to study the video replays."
"The Bearded Ladies will be a tough team to beat. They seem to be more interested in scoring touchdowns than playing the game, and historically, we have some trouble coping with teams that use that tactic.
We definitely have some room for improvement in our game. Hopefully we can cause at least five casualties in the Finals to top off our wonderful season so far."
A single touchdown seperated the two teams in the literally dying minutes of the match. A classic Ogre win over the dead bodies of their opponents! A bit of fist and a lot of luck!
Not only are the Ogres in the finals, they stand as undisputed causers of pain, adding another four casualties to their bellies. Captain Bezagg Brainbasher led the charge as usual, causing two of those casualties, putting him in clear contention to win the Golden Gauntlet award with 8 casualty caused this season.
Twitchy No.743 is gunning for the Miniscule Player of the Year award after getting his 3rd Touchdown of the season. Just short of being the first Twitchy in history to have two new skills!
"Consistency is our secret to our current performance. We have caused at least 4 casualties in every match regardless of how strong the opposition is," said the Captain Brainbasher in the post-match interview.
When asked about the crucial game winning touchdown, he replied,"I was not paying attention. We beat the opponents up so badly that in the end, their team morale collapsed and they were running off the pitch to avoid us. I think one of the Twitchies must have got the ball at that point and scored. We'll have to study the video replays."
"The Bearded Ladies will be a tough team to beat. They seem to be more interested in scoring touchdowns than playing the game, and historically, we have some trouble coping with teams that use that tactic.
We definitely have some room for improvement in our game. Hopefully we can cause at least five casualties in the Finals to top off our wonderful season so far."
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